Herman Cain: Not Every Woman I Know Has Accused Me Of Sexual Harassment.w →
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We’re paraphrasing. Slightly.
November 2011
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The exact moment when Perry's campaign ends →
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Good lord you can’t make this stuff up. The implosion begins at the 1:00min mark
“Wow. In 1 day, Herman Cain goes from having no chance of winning the Repub nomination to having no chance of winning the Repub nomination.”
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October 2011
19 posts
We tried to briefly explain what Rick Perry was doing at the 2:43 mark of this video, and concluded that you should really just watch it. →
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Or really just watch the entire thing. It’s like Rick Perry playing Jim Carrey playing Will Ferrell playing Rick Perry.
“So when it comes to his polling numbers, Mitt Romney has been nothing if not consistent, which is interesting given that in every other regard he has been shockingly inconsistent.”
—Jon Stewart
“To people who are afraid to fly: Statistically you are more likely to be executed by Rick Perry than die in a plane crash.”
—(via @dannyzucker)
Santorum: "I would never skip a debate"... →
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Would anyone notice if he did???
Perry thinks participating in debates a "mistake" →
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I think he means all of his answers in the debates have been mistakes…
“I don’t care about that.”
—Texas Gov. Rick Perry, on income inequality. But maybe you knew that already. (via motherjones)
“When people in meetings start using their iPads I just start poking my piece of paper and praying they don’t notice.”
—@RexHuppke
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Cain caught in awkward satanic photo op...
Perry getting in on the "birther" issue
- Reporter: "Do you think President Obama was born in the United States?"
- Perry: “I have no reason to think otherwise. Well, I don’t have a definitive answer because he has never seen my birth certificate.”
- Reporter: “But you’ve seen his,”
- Perry: “I don’t know, have I?”
- Reporter: “You don’t believe what’s been released?”
- Perry: “I don’t know. I had dinner with Donald Trump the other night."
- Reporter: “And?”
- Perry: “That came up.”
- Reporter: “And he said?”
- Perry: “He doesn’t think it’s real.”
- Reporter: “And you said?”
- Perry: Apparently realizing he’d dug himself into a hole, “I don’t have any idea. It doesn’t matter. He’s the President of the United States. He’s elected. It’s a distractive issue.”
“Just think of all this willingness to want to help every student get a college education. I went to school when we had none of those. I could work my way through college and medical school because it wasn’t so expensive.”
—Ron Paul—before also reminding America that he walked 10 miles to school…uphill..both ways.
