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Herman Cain: Not Every Woman I Know Has Accused Me Of Sexual Harassment.w

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 23:12:29 -0500

Herman Cain: Not Every Woman I Know Has Accused Me Of Sexual Harassment.w:

motherjones:

We’re paraphrasing. Slightly.

The exact moment when Perry's campaign ends

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 22:18:00 -0500

The exact moment when Perry's campaign ends:

Good lord you can’t make this stuff up. The implosion begins at the 1:00min mark

motherjones: Right?

Thu, 03 Nov 2011 19:31:13 -0400

motherjones:

Right?

motherjones: File under “actual stuff she actually said just...

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 15:38:41 -0400

motherjones:

File under “actual stuff she actually said just yesterday.”

"Wow. In 1 day, Herman Cain goes from having no chance of winning the Repub nomination to having no..."

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 12:07:42 -0400

“Wow. In 1 day, Herman Cain goes from having no chance of winning the Repub nomination to having no chance of winning the Repub nomination.”

We tried to briefly explain what Rick Perry was doing at the 2:43 mark of this video, and concluded that you should really just watch it.

Sun, 30 Oct 2011 13:17:46 -0400

We tried to briefly explain what Rick Perry was doing at the 2:43 mark of this video, and concluded that you should really just watch it.:

motherjones:

Or really just watch the entire thing. It’s like Rick Perry playing Jim Carrey playing Will Ferrell playing Rick Perry.

"So when it comes to his polling numbers, Mitt Romney has been nothing if not consistent, which is..."

Fri, 28 Oct 2011 11:26:07 -0400

““So when it comes to his polling numbers, Mitt Romney has been nothing if not consistent, which is interesting given that in every other regard he has been shockingly inconsistent.””

- Jon Stewart

"To people who are afraid to fly: Statistically you are more likely to be executed by Rick Perry than..."

Thu, 27 Oct 2011 23:11:21 -0400

“To people who are afraid to fly: Statistically you are more likely to be executed by Rick Perry than die in a plane crash.”

- (via @dannyzucker)

Santorum: "I would never skip a debate"...

Thu, 27 Oct 2011 22:56:12 -0400

Santorum: "I would never skip a debate"...:

Would anyone notice if he did???

Another guy who is polling higher than Perry…

Thu, 27 Oct 2011 16:20:35 -0400

Another guy who is polling higher than Perry…

Perry thinks participating in debates a "mistake"

Thu, 27 Oct 2011 16:18:30 -0400

Perry thinks participating in debates a "mistake":

I think he means all of his answers in the debates have been mistakes…

Photo

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 16:46:10 -0400

examinercom: Ron Paul, Texas Congressman and staunch...

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 16:40:44 -0400

examinercom:

Ron Paul, Texas Congressman and staunch libertarian, wins the first-ever Ohio Swing State Straw Poll with 53% of the vote.
(Photo: Getty)

If this contest was about who collected the most straw, Paul would totally win…

"I don’t care about that."

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 16:39:00 -0400

“I don’t care about that.”

- Texas Gov. Rick Perry, on income inequality. But maybe you knew that already. (via motherjones)

"When people in meetings start using their iPads I just start poking my piece of paper and praying..."

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 16:26:00 -0400

“When people in meetings start using their iPads I just start poking my piece of paper and praying they don’t notice.”

- @RexHuppke

Via Tweet Picks on Happy Place

Cain caught in awkward satanic photo op...

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 16:17:04 -0400

Cain still on top, Perry free-falling, Romney stuck in neutral

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 15:17:00 -0400

Cain still on top, Perry free-falling, Romney stuck in neutral

Perry getting in on the "birther" issue

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 11:34:00 -0400

Reporter: "Do you think President Obama was born in the United States?"
Perry: “I have no reason to think otherwise. Well, I don’t have a definitive answer because he has never seen my birth certificate.”
Reporter: “But you’ve seen his,”
Perry: “I don’t know, have I?”
Reporter: “You don’t believe what’s been released?”
Perry: “I don’t know. I had dinner with Donald Trump the other night."
Reporter: “And?”
Perry: “That came up.”
Reporter: “And he said?”
Perry: “He doesn’t think it’s real.”
Reporter: “And you said?”
Perry: Apparently realizing he’d dug himself into a hole, “I don’t have any idea. It doesn’t matter. He’s the President of the United States. He’s elected. It’s a distractive issue.”

"Just think of all this willingness to want to help every student get a college education. I went to..."

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 08:41:00 -0400

““Just think of all this willingness to want to help every student get a college education. I went to school when we had none of those. I could work my way through college and medical school because it wasn’t so expensive.””

- Ron Paul—before also reminding America that he walked 10 miles to school…uphill..both ways.

—Cain continuing to do his best not to be elected.

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 21:13:00 -0400

—Cain continuing to do his best not to be elected.